A long time ago, in a galaxy far away..
   
Welcome to my shitty ass excuse for a web page
 
Well, you found me. Woop-De-freaking-do. I suppose you want a cookie or something. Anyway, this is my beginnings of a web page that hopefully will be worth something someday. I know HTML but hell, frames are still a little beyond me yet. When I find a good publisher program maybe things will get better. Tips would be appreciated.
 
So in the muthafuckin meantime...
I took out the plugs fortunecity tried to stick me with and waylaid it. Since my Nazi-Regime nursing school kicked me out due to politics and the fact that they just couldnt accept that I was a bajillion times more BRILLIANT than they were, I'm back to work full time and now have even more time to waste on my computer! However, you the people get to benefit from my panderings, as I'll try to put down some of the best sites I found, and other mindless crap as I think of it. But dont worry, I have a lot of mindless stuff running around in my head.
 
"Ok, so basically what youre saying is?"
Nerfherders, I'm trying to tell you that this page will be nothing more than a blatant rip-off. That's about it. I'm too chintzy to come up with my own creative shit, so I'm going to set you up to go to sites that actually have some talent. After all, admit it, you're only here to see the picture of me, after all. Dont deny it.
 
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